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Holy acid flashback, Batman!
No, I can’t explain it. (blame the Smart Bitches) If that didn’t weird you out, maybe you want to watch this.Or not. (Blame Mrs.Giggles)
about the blog
Seek, and ye shall find (not)
Periodically I check out what people are Googling when they come across my site. Sometimes it makes sense (all the folks checking up on Cassie Edwards, for instance) but often, it, well, doesn’t. . . “jack off bud stories” “godzila porno mouvi” “pink butt” “pink microsoft” “dark cats” “stupid plagiarism Read more…
politics
Now I wish I collected baseball cards
Thanks to The Smoking Gun website, I now know that Tops is including presidential candidate trading cards in their sets of baseball cards. . .
internet
I didn’t want to know this existed
But now that I do, I’ll share: American Idol Slashfic. I wonder if I should be worried that this doesn’t really surprise me?
internet
It made sense before the LSD wore off. . .
Ok, maybe I can buy the cobra. . . But what the hell is up with the Santa hat?
internet
When a would-be writer is in denial
One of the most important elements in being a pro writer (or artist of any stripe) is the ability to accept criticism. Not only will you receive it from editors and, if you get published, fans and reviewers, but if you wish to improve your craft you need to accept Read more…
internet
At least this way, there’s only one payment
Part of an ongoing series on stupid internet ad copy: All I got to say is that’s one hell of a monthly payment.
asshat
And the asshat for today is. . .
Steve Jobs, for the following quote RE the Amazon kindle: (via Gallycat) The whole conception is flawed at the top because people don’t read anymore. Yeah. The internet would really take off if people get over this whole reading thing. All those blogs filled with words and stuff. Man, you Read more…
asshat
Irony, thy name is Cassie Edwards
I thought I had posted all I was going to on this. But, then, my wife was waiting at Walgreens to get a prescription filled and was walking past the book isle, and came across this. I draw your attention to the lower right corner.
internet
Don’t drink the product when writing your ad copy
Or else your Robutussin ad might read like this: Two things: Love MucusTM That woman looks way too excited that she gets MORE than just MucusTM