S. Andrew Swann
  • Home
  • Books
    • Science Fiction
      • The Moreau Series
        • The Moreau Quartet Volume One
          • Forests of the Night
          • Fearful Symmetries
        • The Moreau Quartet Volume Two
          • Emperors of the Twilight
          • Specters of the Dawn
      • The Hostile Takeover Trilogy
        • Profiteer
        • Partisan
        • Revolutionary
      • Prophets
      • Heretics
      • Messiah
    • Fantasy
      • Marked
      • Dragon•Princess
      • Dragon•Thief
      • Dragon•Wizard
      • God’s Dice
      • Broken Crescent
      • Dragons & Dwarves
        • Dragons of the Cuyahoga
        • Dwarves of Whiskey Island
    • Horror
      • Wolfbreed
      • Wolf’s Cross
      • Blood & Rust
        • Raven
        • The Flesh, the Blood, & the Fire
    • Thriller/Suspense
      • Teek
      • The Omega Game
      • Stranger Inside
      • Zimmerman’s Algorithm
  • Read
    • Novel Excerpts
      • Science Fiction
        • Forests of the Night
        • Emperors of the Twilight
        • Specters of the Dawn
        • Fearful Symmetries
        • Profiteer
        • Partisan
        • Revolutionary
        • Prophets
        • Heretics
        • Messiah
      • Fantasy
        • Marked
        • Dragon•Princess
        • Dragon•Thief
        • Dragon•Wizard
        • Dragons of the Cuyahoga
        • Dwarves of Whiskey Island
        • God’s Dice
        • Broken Crescent
      • Horror
        • Wolfbreed
        • Wolf’s Cross
        • Raven
        • The Flesh, the Blood, and the Fire
      • Thriller/Suspense
        • Teek
        • The Omega Game
        • Stranger Inside
        • Zimmerman’s Algorithm
    • Short Stories
      • The Historian’s Apprentice
      • The Long View
    • Essays
      • Worldbuilding
      • On Plot
      • The Story Behind Forests
    • Other
      • Moreau Series Timeline
      • Moreau Omnibus Introduction
      • Omega Game Introduction
  • Blog
  • FAQ
  • About
  • Contact

stupid ads

rants

Turns out, Bob’s not all that happy to see you

I suppose this will come as a surprise to everyone, but apparently Bob’s been duped. All that Enzyte he’s been taking hasn’t done squat to enhance his maleness. In fact, according to the Cincinati Enquirer, when former Enzyte exec James Teegarden Jr. got before a judge: He said employees of Read more…

By S Andrew Swann, 17 years ago
internet

It made sense before the LSD wore off. . .

Ok, maybe I can buy the cobra. . . But what the hell is up with the Santa hat?

By S Andrew Swann, 17 years ago
internet

At least this way, there’s only one payment

Part of an ongoing series on stupid internet ad copy: All I got to say is that’s one hell of a monthly payment.

By S Andrew Swann, 17 years ago
internet

Don’t drink the product when writing your ad copy

Or else your Robutussin ad might read like this: Two things: Love MucusTM That woman looks way too excited that she gets MORE than just MucusTM

By S Andrew Swann, 17 years ago

Posts pagination

Previous 1 2
Recent Posts
  • So my Internet went out for a while.
  • The Number One Rule About Outlining
  • So the new occult detective series is going well…
  • Shiny New Website Continued
  • I Have a Shiny New Website
Recent Comments
  • Tugume Simon Peter on Top Ten Problems with the Movie Sunshine. . .
  • zeus on Top Ten Problems with the Movie Sunshine. . .
  • Geoffrey A. Landis on ARC Giveaway and Big Changes in my Writing Career!
  • KernriverMerle on Top Ten Problems with the Movie Sunshine. . .
  • Alec Rawls on Vandalizing the Marketplace of Ideas
Archives

  • Home
  • Books
  • Read
  • Blog
  • FAQ
  • About
  • Contact
Hestia | Developed by ThemeIsle