Please note, these all come from a country with a chattering class that believes the United States is just this far from a totalitarian fascist state.  (They may be right, but that isn’t the point.)  All via Weird Universe.

  1. Bournemouth Council bans 18 Latin terms, including the word “via”, because they’re too “elitist” and were worried about the self esteem of the immigrants who didn’t understand them.
  2. East Cambridge District Council closed down a tavern poetry-reading session for health and safety grounds meaning the pub had a “music” license, not a “spoken word” license.
  3. Liverpool City Council has told a small business office it must purchase an environmental disposal contract  because sandwiches are apparently industrial waste.
  4. Salisbury Council has decided that the term color-blind is offensive to blind people and prefers the phrase “colour visual impairment,”  other phrases to be avoided: “black,” “British,” “West Indian,” “moving forward” and “singing from the same hymn sheet”.
  5. Bromsgrove Council ordered gardeners to take down barbed wire because thieves might get hurt.
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