February 9, 2009
Remember when advertisements just offered the subliminal enticement of cheap dirty sex? The kind of ad that never bothered to ask your name, and was happy with just a quickie before it went off to the next consumer. No phone calls, no pillow talk, no strings attached. . .
AT&T is ruining all this by looking for a relationship:
Look, AT&T, stop calling, stop sending me cards. I’m just not that into you.