Remember when advertisements just offered the subliminal enticement of cheap dirty sex? The kind of ad that never bothered to ask your name, and was happy with just a quickie before it went off to the next consumer. No phone calls, no pillow talk, no strings attached. . .
AT&T is ruining all this by looking for a relationship:
Look, AT&T, stop calling, stop sending me cards. I’m just not that into you.