The man who would be president

Lee L. Mercer Jr.As we watch ignore the proceedings of the Democratic National Convention, I think it is time to reflect on the nominee who could have been. I am talking about a candidate of vision, of character, of purpose. A candidate who could have been a historic first if not for the fact he failed to garner a single delegate or appear on a single ballot. Even so, the failure of the Democrats to nominate this man for president represents a tragic loss, the loss of a man who combines the stability of Lyndon LaRouche, the gravitas of Dan Quayle and the wisdom Dennis Kucinich and stirs it up into a nice gooey ball of complete sincere batshit insanity.

I am talking of course of Lee L. Mercer Jr. As far as I know, this man has only garnered a single endorsement, but he deserves so much more than that. But allow me to show you the wisdom and the glory that is his candidacy. Here are some choice quotes answering the key question, “Why is Lee L. Mercer Jr. running for president?“:

  • The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography in development in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence Education across the board National and International.
  • To prove there is a Public Health Crime War in Business and Commerce in America National and International through Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence.
  • To prove The Klu Klux Klan and the Communist Party are gangsters and organize crime in Business and Commerce through Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.
  • To prove the United States of America has two Governments and they are Government #1 and Government #2 and I own Government # 1
  • To Prove The United States Army Guarantees all of my performances because I am on a United States Army Hot-wire Hookup for performance monitoring as Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence Business and Commerce Intelligence University Of Texas at Austin ROTC The United States Army Military Intelligence Academy.
  • To Prove Governor William Perry is killing me and my family very seriously
  • To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

I can only mourn our loss.

One Reply to “The man who would be president”

  1. On his website, in his “about Lee Mercer Jr” page, he writes: “I am proud to say that I was born a Negro American Citizen, April 19, 1951 to Lee L. Mercer, Sr and Tommie Mercer.”

    Perhaps he’s Steve Martin’s long lost brother…although he doesn’t mention he was poor. Still, I bet he gets excited when the new phone books come out.

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