And, apparently I’m writing porn

S Andrew Swann | March 5, 2008

No, don’t get too excited. But, in regards to my last weekly asshat’s asshattery, an apparently otherwise intelligent blogger, in posting her own rebuttal, suffered an extreme case of foot-in-mouth disease: [...] romance novels [...] are not “books”, as that word is normally used. They are either tools for relaxation or the female equivalent of [...]

This week’s asshat

S Andrew Swann | March 2, 2008

Introducing Charlotte Allen, from the Washington Post. Before I deconstruct her rampant idiocy, let me allow her to spew a few of her own words: The theory that women are the dumber sex [...] is amply supported by neurological and standardized-testing evidence. Men’s and women’s brains not only look different, but men’s brains are bigger [...]

From the department of mixed messages. . .

S Andrew Swann | March 1, 2008

This is an actual assault rifle. As in, it shoots real bullets. This is so wrong, and yet so cool. (Read more here.) I wonder if fellow hamster Marie might want one.