Attack of the muse: redux

S Andrew Swann | February 10, 2008

So I finished and turned in the Prophets draft. My next project is Wolfbreed #2 (Still need titles for those) but I can’t really start until Anne at Bantam gets back to me, approving the outline for the next book. Since I didn’t want to jump into the next Apotheosis book and have to interrupt [...]

Seek, and ye shall find (not)

S Andrew Swann | February 9, 2008

Periodically I check out what people are Googling when they come across my site. Sometimes it makes sense (all the folks checking up on Cassie Edwards, for instance) but often, it, well, doesn’t. . . “jack off bud stories” “godzila porno mouvi” “pink butt” “pink microsoft” “dark cats” “stupid plagiarism ferrets” “hungry xxx.com”

And this week’s asshat is…

S Andrew Swann | February 8, 2008

Hong Kong Actor Edison Chen. Who, through a critical mass of sleaze and stupidity worthy of certain toe-taping senators is embroiled in an internet sex scandal. Apparently Mr. Chen liked to watch himself, so he took pictures of himself getting busy with a bunch of actresses. Ok, I’m a Libertarian, I don’t have a problem [...]

5 Things LOST can teach us about storytelling

S Andrew Swann | February 5, 2008

Because I am not going to post about “Super Tuesday” I’ve decided to celebrate the return of my favorite TV series. Lost has, IMO, managed to do just about everything right so far, and the premiere last Thursday seems to indicate that this won’t change. As a fan since the pilot episode, I thought I’d [...]

Turns out, Bob’s not all that happy to see you

S Andrew Swann | February 4, 2008

I suppose this will come as a surprise to everyone, but apparently Bob’s been duped. All that Enzyte he’s been taking hasn’t done squat to enhance his maleness. In fact, according to the Cincinati Enquirer, when former Enzyte exec James Teegarden Jr. got before a judge: He said employees of the Forest Park company created [...]

Signing Books

S Andrew Swann | February 4, 2008

For those interested, and who’re in the area: I’ll be signing books at the Gray & Co. booth @ the Cleveland Home & Garden Show at the IX Center (directions) on 2/8/08 from 7:00pm to 8:00pm. BOOTH LOCATIONBooth #379. Enter from the West Entrance. Head to the leftthrogh the fountain area towards the Bella Italia [...]

Now I wish I collected baseball cards

S Andrew Swann | February 2, 2008

Thanks to The Smoking Gun website, I now know that Tops is including presidential candidate trading cards in their sets of baseball cards. . .

I didn’t want to know this existed

S Andrew Swann | February 1, 2008

But now that I do, I’ll share: American Idol Slashfic. I wonder if I should be worried that this doesn’t really surprise me?